here are three ways you can go with makin friends:
scenario 1:
you: Hi, I'm (your name) what's yours?
person: STALKER!
you: wha??? I just wanted to know your name!
person: sure STALKER pretty soon you'll be staring at me in my sleep!
you: no! i don't even know where you live!
person: ahah! betcha WANT to know too! huh huh punk? don't cha!? I can FEEL it!
you: what? I just wanted to be FRIENDS!
person: OH! I get it
you: OKAY, so anyways, whats your fave color?
person: I get it PERFECTLY, you wanna be FRIENDS so you can get closer and then I'll tell where I live and your big starry eyes will stare upon me!
you: what are you TALKING about?!?
person: (goes into song) I'm at the grocery store and there you are just watchin' me, Pick up my clothes from the cleaners and look who I see
you: WHAT??
person: Your eyes must burn so bad 'cuz you haven't blinked
You and me will never be if that's what you think.
you: WHAT THE?!?!?!!?
person: Oh, you're such a stalker
But I'm not a believer,
In all the things that you stalk.
Stop watchin' me, stop watchin' me
you: THATS IT I'M OUTTA HERE!
Scenario 2:
you: Hi, I'm (your name) what's yours?
person: ....I'm am not aloud to answer that particular question of yours
you: umm...why not?
person: I'M NOT A ROBOT!
you: .....I never said you were
person: well good, because I'm not one.
you: soo...wanna hang out sometime?
person: I'm not charged yet
you: what?
person: I I I I'm not charged yet
you: is something wrong with you?
person: no no no no no I'm not charged yet
you: ....okay when will you be "charged"?
person: ....I'm am not aloud to answer that particular question of yours
you: okay seriously, is something like, mentally wrong with you?
person: ....I'm am not aloud to answer that particular question of yours
you: well what CAN you answer of mine??
person: I'm not charged yet yet yet yet
you: maybe I should just back away slowly now?
person: ....I'm am not aloud to answer that particular question of yours
you: GET AWAY CREEPO!
Scenario 3:
you:Hi, I'm (your name) what's yours?
person: your like, stupid
you: oh...why?
person: your like, so stupid I can't even understand what your saying
you: oh, I thought I was making sense...
person: no, your like, so stupid and gorilla like I can't like even, like stand to look at you
you: really? I didn't think I was that bad
person: seriously, it's like your a man or something
you: are you INSULTING me??
person: omg like, you so stupid it like took you this long, like todally for real
you: what??
person: your like half man half gorilla, and like, your hair looks like somebody like puked on it
you: WELL!
person: wells are for like, people who wish for something, I'd like say to wish to be like, a girl again
you: are you saying I'm HAIRY??
person: like, dude, like when was the last time you plucked your eyebrows? I'm like, todally not kidding
you: from a distance you looked nice....
person: boy, you need ta back away and like stop hassling me, like man.
you: YOUR hassling ME!
person: like seriously, like like seriously, like omg seriously, like todally seriously like for real, like seriously I'm serious.
you: I'm out of here...
let's just hope this doesn't happen to you when your making friends lol
(special song from stalker girl is called dreamer, it's from Hilary Duff)
you: what are you TALKING about?!?
person: (goes into song) I'm at the grocery store and there you are just watchin' me, Pick up my clothes from the cleaners and look who I see
you: WHAT??
person: Your eyes must burn so bad 'cuz you haven't blinked
You and me will never be if that's what you think.
you: WHAT THE?!?!?!!?
person: Oh, you're such a stalker
But I'm not a believer,
In all the things that you stalk.
Stop watchin' me, stop watchin' me
you: THATS IT I'M OUTTA HERE!
Scenario 2:
you: Hi, I'm (your name) what's yours?
person: ....I'm am not aloud to answer that particular question of yours
you: umm...why not?
person: I'M NOT A ROBOT!
you: .....I never said you were
person: well good, because I'm not one.
you: soo...wanna hang out sometime?
person: I'm not charged yet
you: what?
person: I I I I'm not charged yet
you: is something wrong with you?
person: no no no no no I'm not charged yet
you: ....okay when will you be "charged"?
person: ....I'm am not aloud to answer that particular question of yours
you: okay seriously, is something like, mentally wrong with you?
person: ....I'm am not aloud to answer that particular question of yours
you: well what CAN you answer of mine??
person: I'm not charged yet yet yet yet
you: maybe I should just back away slowly now?
person: ....I'm am not aloud to answer that particular question of yours
you: GET AWAY CREEPO!
Scenario 3:
you:Hi, I'm (your name) what's yours?
person: your like, stupid
you: oh...why?
person: your like, so stupid I can't even understand what your saying
you: oh, I thought I was making sense...
person: no, your like, so stupid and gorilla like I can't like even, like stand to look at you
you: really? I didn't think I was that bad
person: seriously, it's like your a man or something
you: are you INSULTING me??
person: omg like, you so stupid it like took you this long, like todally for real
you: what??
person: your like half man half gorilla, and like, your hair looks like somebody like puked on it
you: WELL!
person: wells are for like, people who wish for something, I'd like say to wish to be like, a girl again
you: are you saying I'm HAIRY??
person: like, dude, like when was the last time you plucked your eyebrows? I'm like, todally not kidding
you: from a distance you looked nice....
person: boy, you need ta back away and like stop hassling me, like man.
you: YOUR hassling ME!
person: like seriously, like like seriously, like omg seriously, like todally seriously like for real, like seriously I'm serious.
you: I'm out of here...
let's just hope this doesn't happen to you when your making friends lol
(special song from stalker girl is called dreamer, it's from Hilary Duff)
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