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Wednesday, November 25, 2009


I'm gonna be doing a contest in the future!

if you wanna "participate" then leave a comment, or if I leave a comment on your blog asking if ya wanna be apart of the contest then you can leave a comment replying yes or no

this contest is for:

best artistic blog
most interesting blog
funniest blog
most gadgets and widgets on their blog

second best artistic blog
second interesting blog
second funniest blog
second most gadgets and widgets on their blog

once I do the contest I'll announce the winners in another post

flash back!

ahhh yes, I remember the good ol' days lol

like the time me and my BFF were dissecting worms. we'd stick needles in them and let them dry in the sun and with some of them we'd make sushi, and the rest we'd hang them with needles in them. and THEN we saw a big weird bug so we painted it all colorful and put it in a box and kept it died eventually....

we were very abnormal girls.....

Thursday, November 19, 2009

one of those days..

ya know those days where you just trip and get smacked in the head and you bump your arm and people are meanies and all? well that's EXACTLY what happened today

so the day started off well.....or so I thought. as soon as I headed out the door I tripped on the stairs. then I tripped again on the porch chairs. and I had to HURRY cause the bus was waiting for me so I tripped AGAIN on the sidewalk and started bleeding and had to run back inside where I had a little mini trip back up the porch stairs. mommy gave me a band aid and drove me to school and as soon as she drove away I realized she put a care bear band aid on! right on my elbow!! so then people were like "HA HA! you like them giant bears?" and then at the end of the day it started raining and I forgot my jacket so I had to run in the rain cause my mom forgot to pick me up. then I darnedit TRIPPED again into the MUD and a little boy with brown eyes (soooo cute) came over with a lollipop he woddled over and I thought he was gonna help me. nope. he went "HAHA! STUPID LADY GIRL FELL IN THE MUD!" and TRIED to push me back in but of course he wasn't strong enough lol

so I ran more and got in the house and soon as I walked the middle of the floor.....was me an evilll stare.....when she started moving closer to me I panicked and RAN up the stairs to my room and YUP! tripped AGAIN!

well at least THAT days over

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

stalker kitty

so today I forgot to feed fluffernutter lumpkins, so I was feedin him and he looks right up at me.....and not the cute adorable way.......the silent.....stalker.....way.

so I went upstairs and just watched TV, when I thought something jumped up on the back of the chair I turned around and nothing was there......then later I turned around and he was STARING RIGHT AT ME!! (dun dun dunnn)

then I got up and he started following me! then I started running and then HE started running!! I put my arms in the air and started SCREAMIN! (bet my neighbors think I'm weird...not like they already do)

I actually RAN outside because kitty puffball was an inside kitty....then he went up the stairs just a little so he could see me through the door......starring at me.....

then I panicked and called my mom at work and I was like "momm........fluffypuff is stalking me.....and...."sniff"......I'm SCARED mommy I'm SCARED!"

and she was all "did you feed em?" (I could TELL she was rolling her eyes I could just TELL)

"I just did"

and then my mom said "did you feed em the RIGHT food?"

"yeah fancy feast"

and my mom was like "no no no he likes Iams turkey medley, he thinks since it's real chunky that's a living and breathing thing"

"oh......" I looked back at Mr. fluffyduvy and he meowed through the glass door

so yeah, that solved THAT problem("I am not pleased with your imbecile mistake")

Monday, November 16, 2009

hints and moms

so today I was just playin with my fluffypot kitty ("I dun't know where to look so me lookin everywheres at same tyme")

and my mom came in and was all "uuhhhhh I am tired, you know what I want for christmas? a massage chairs. thats what I'd like"

and then the next day she walked over when I was doing my homework and was all "you know, one of those massage chairs I'd really like for christmas. I'm sooo tired." and left

the NEXT day I was talking on the phone with a friend and my mom came in and I said goodbye and she was all "ya know, I think you're ready for a bigger allowance.....just so ya can give more around christmas....cause ya know....your getting older and probably realize it's better to give....." and left

the NEXT DAY she was like "I was, ya know browsing around online and I came across a massage chair......I bookmarked it on my doesn't have a password on it.....I did that to ya know, let people get on when they need to. for certain things.....or items...." and I was like "mom?"
"you know christmas isn't until the end of next month right?"
"oh pshhht I knew that!"
"really mom you did?"
"just ya know, getting ready for the holiday computers unlocked......'nough said"

merry almost christmas!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

things I cannot wait for!



Saturday, November 14, 2009

fun post

comment only if:

you like squirrel monkeys

you watch cartoons on saturdays

you would jump and dance randomly

your favorite color is pink

you LOVE kittens

if you saw a cute stuffed animal you would go over and hug it

randomly hug a relative or family member

your favorite color is blue

your favorite earrings are hoop earrings

you like

if you looked up squirrel monkeys on google

you love sleepovers

(when you do comment mention which of these you picked, for fun =D)

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

might get ears pierced!

so I'm a teenager.....and I've never had my ears pierced, supa weird isn't it?

basically I was too scared to get them when I was younger and used clip ons and stuff, but this year I'm doing all the things I'd never do, I'm makin it my special-e-est year

SO I might get my ears pierced around thanksgiving, so when you first get your ears pierced you get like, those studs that you keep in for about 6 weeks. so I was thinking silver earrings with aquamarine gemstone, or maybe silver earrings with turquoise gemstone, OR silver earrings with amethyst (purple) gemstone.

me, miss undecided, needs your help to help me choose what color lol. or your "opinions"

Jasmine THE GREAT! signing out

Sunday, November 8, 2009

bad movie!

so the movie THE BOX has a very bad ending.

so this movie starts off with the family going downhill with money. so this guy comes and gives them an offer, so they take it.

what they DON'T know is that it's a trick and baddd things happen (even santa clause is evil!) so then at the end they come to a choice they have to make. and the end is the most DEPRESSING! and it ends sadly. and the father and husband has to go to jail.

the main thing is this creepy guy (who's like possibly a god or something) is testing the people, that money isn't everything and doesn't buy happiness. people keep taking the offer of a million dollars and people keep.....ya know....passing away

let me tell ya it's depressing and if your a naturally happy person I would not recommend it. Jazzy when will you ever learn? movies like this aren't your thing.

also the sisters keeper, also depressing, it shows this girls whole life before she dies.

so I am NOT seeing anymore horror movies or sad ones. it leaves you on a bad note lol

poor poor snookems

so Kitty Lumpcious had to take a bath, he had that "what in the WORLD are you doing to me you freaky humans?!?!!?" face on. so then he was soaking wet, I put him in the sun and he started purring and licking himself

wet cats are almost as sad as boy's crying lol


today me and Kaysie are goin to the movies to see "the box" I'll tell you my review on it afterwards. I strangely found the commercials for the movie thrilling...well we'll see how it goes lol

me and Kaysie go to the same school yet we never see each other except home base, soo yeah!

I rock like rainbow chalk! lol

Saturday, November 7, 2009

guide to making friends

here are three ways you can go with makin friends:

scenario 1:
you: Hi, I'm (your name) what's yours?
person: STALKER!
you: wha??? I just wanted to know your name!
person: sure STALKER pretty soon you'll be staring at me in my sleep!
you: no! i don't even know where you live!
person: ahah! betcha WANT to know too! huh huh punk? don't cha!? I can FEEL it!
you: what? I just wanted to be FRIENDS!
person: OH! I get it
you: OKAY, so anyways, whats your fave color?

person: I get it PERFECTLY, you wanna be FRIENDS so you can get closer and then I'll tell where I live and your big starry eyes will stare upon me!
you: what are you TALKING about?!?
person: (goes into song) I'm at the grocery store and there you are just watchin' me, Pick up my clothes from the cleaners and look who I see
you: WHAT??
Your eyes must burn so bad 'cuz you haven't blinked
You and me will never be if that's what you think.
you: WHAT THE?!?!?!!?
Oh, you're such a stalker
But I'm not a believer,
In all the things that you stalk.

Stop watchin' me, stop watchin' me

Scenario 2:
you: Hi, I'm (your name) what's yours?
person: ....I'm am not aloud to answer that particular question of yours
you: umm...why not?
person: I'M NOT A ROBOT!
you: .....I never said you were
person: well good, because I'm not one.
you: soo...wanna hang out sometime?
person: I'm not charged yet
you: what?
person: I I I I'm not charged yet
you: is something wrong with you?
person: no no no no no I'm not charged yet
you: ....okay when will you be "charged"?
....I'm am not aloud to answer that particular question of yours
you: okay seriously, is something like, mentally wrong with you?
....I'm am not aloud to answer that particular question of yours
you: well what CAN you answer of mine??
person: I'm not charged yet yet yet yet
you: maybe I should just back away slowly now?
....I'm am not aloud to answer that particular question of yours

Scenario 3:
you:Hi, I'm (your name) what's yours?
person: your like, stupid
you: oh...why?
person: your like, so stupid I can't even understand what your saying
you: oh, I thought I was making sense...
person: no, your like, so stupid and gorilla like I can't like even, like stand to look at you
you: really? I didn't think I was that bad
person: seriously, it's like your a man or something
you: are you INSULTING me??
person: omg like, you so stupid it like took you this long, like todally for real
you: what??
person: your like half man half gorilla, and like, your hair looks like somebody like puked on it
you: WELL!
person: wells are for like, people who wish for something, I'd like say to wish to be like, a girl again
you: are you saying I'm HAIRY??
person: like, dude, like when was the last time you plucked your eyebrows? I'm like, todally not kidding
you: from a distance you looked nice....
person: boy, you need ta back away and like stop hassling me, like man.
you: YOUR hassling ME!
person: like seriously, like like seriously, like omg seriously, like todally seriously like for real, like seriously I'm serious.
you: I'm out of here...

let's just hope this doesn't happen to you when your making friends lol

(special song from stalker girl is called dreamer, it's from Hilary Duff)

Friday, November 6, 2009

my little world

what if you snapped your fingers and you appeared wherever you wanted

or what if you clicked your heels and time stopped and you could replace anything or anybody the way you wanted, or play barbies with the people. like lets say there's a popular girl. and she despises this nerd. what if time stopped and you could place them together, and then have the jocks with the weirdos and the regular people with the nerd group. and THEN take a mental picture. and THEN turn time back on and see every ones faces lol

what if you could fly and those really bad times where you have to drag your snow sled up a snowy hill with all your snow stuff on and your out of breath but then you fly and you make it to the top really fast to sled again, or what if you could sit on top of a really high tree, or get to a friends house by flying, or do somersaults in the air without getting hurt

these are the things I think

ice skating, my true love

who's your bf? ICE SKATING! that's who it is! we go great together lol

tomorrow I'm going ice skating with some friends, going skating with friends is like going to a carnival for me
I loveee ice skating, and I love when I improve, every year the ice seems more and more like off-ice, I have no jumbo monkey idea why people don't like it, maybe their not graceful type people, either that or their scared of the ice lol

well it IS ice, hard as rock ice....but it's like a TIGER you gotta tame it so it doesn't hurt you lol

ice skatin is ma thing, I even like it more THIS year then I did last year!

Jazzy Banana-

have you noticed?

it goes like this:

youngest sibling: the cute adorable one that gets his/her way, that the parents try to hang onto as long as possible, since it's their last and all

middle sibling: the closest to the youngest sibling (sometimes), is the good one and also the one stuck in the middle, the one who tries to keep the family together and is the peace maker

oldest sibling: the rebel, sometimes teases the youngest, most of the time is the one always getting into trouble

have you noticed it's a lot like this for all family's? I have no clue why being the second or third or first child changes things, but it DOES! weird huh? I sure think so

My special slideshow

here's ma special slide show I made (a little fuzzy with the music but oh wellll)


the post above it so cooleo because it reminds me of what I was going through, NOW I have some friends when I go ice skating (I take lessons and I never talked to anybody lol) and I go to school, and I talk to people there too

almost get a little teary eyed lol "wipes away fake tear"

report card!

so I got my report card! it's A's B's and 1 C, I'm very smartical indeed =D

and guess what? I like MATH! CALL THE AMBULANCE! lol
but it's just simple stuff like fractions and decimals, really easy. it's not like algebra or anything haha

but in the CLASS I'm very smarticalicous teehee


guess what peeps!? I go to school now! amaaazin right? but I like the the title homeschooled, cause I'm a homeschooler at heart <3 XD