Adventures of Natalie

So Natalie (the foreign exchange person from Norway) is still here....not to be mean or anything but she smells like a pig who rolled around in cow manure and really old milk and then got cooked. She insists on not bathing, she says they don't too much in where she's from in Norway, Oh! and speaking of cooking. She um, cooked something this morning.

It started with me waking up and Mr love love fluffakins licking my face, then I smell something HORRIBLE I almost gagged! I thought it was my little fluffy kittys rear end...but when he left the smell was still there, so I got my nose plug out of my swim gear bag and went downstairs and um, saw Natalie cooking something

and I asked her "Do you want me to open some windows? There's a reallyyy stinky smell in here" and she said "What? I don't smell anything, nothing except the smell of freshly carved mice"
"WHAT???"
"Well, you sound surprised, all it is is mice silly"
"It smells like a pigsty in here!"
"Really? thank you!"
"What else do you cook?!?? rabbits? horses? guinia pigs?"

"Hahaha! of course not! I would need my father to help me if I did those, but they are quite delicous, but frogs are equally as yummy, I'm planning to catch one this evening"
"are you CRAZY?! Next your gonna say your ancestors ate humans or something!"
"Um...well.......I don't personally....I like to talk to them instead.....my ancestors had um...lets say different opinions on that"
"MOMMY!!!!"

And then I ran to the bus.....and called my mom on my cell phone:

"Mommy......"
"Hi whats up Jasmine?"
"The foriegn exchange person wants to eat me...."
"wants to what??"
"Mommy.....I'm scared out of my brains..."


I think Ms Natalie is going home soon....very....very...soon