So yesterday was mothers day as you all know...and my mom always acts very strange during those days...she hunts around the house for presents, and even after we give them to her, she keeps looking and insists we still have some hidden until she gives up around 11:00pm
and sometimes if shes found a present, and we don't know yet, it goes like this:
mom: hehheehhe
me: *opens door* mom......what are you doing?
mom: NOTHING!
me: whats that behind your back?
mom: don't ask stupid questions!
me: but I thought there was something behind your back?
mom: do your homework!
me: I finished
mom: brush your teeth!
me: I did when I got home
mom: be nice to your friends!
me: I gave Amy a hug when I left her house yesterday
mom: beds are not made for jumping on!
me: I know mom, I haven't since I was little
mom: get a sweater, you'll catch a cold!
me: I won't inside mom.
mom: if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
me: I just wanted to know whats behind your back!
mom: MONEY DOESN'T GROW ON TREES!
me: mhm, do you know what today is?
mom: NO! WHAT IS THIS? 20 QUESTIONS?
me: I just asked two questions!
mom: PLATYPUSES ARE MAMMALS!
me: wha? platy--
mom: DON'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL! *runs away*
me: but--.......................I didn't have food in my mouth..WERE YOU ASSUMING I WAS EATING A PLATYPUS?!
yes, she gets very strange.
Monday, May 10, 2010
My mom and me
Posted by Jasmine at 10:13 AM
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4 comments:
okay...LOL! that's very strange.
She sounds like one of those tv moms (NOT BEING OFFENSIVE) I would be really creeped out if my mom thought I was eating a platypus to. TEEHEE. I gave my mom a painting I made, a card, and a heart I carved out of rock and clay.
Hey Jazmine,
Will you please post a picture of yourself? I want to see what you look like (Jeese I hope I don't sound creepy) and if you do, I will post a picture of myself on my blog!
sorry, my identity is under wraps ;) haha
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