Sometimes...

sometimes, my friend, you'll run into people that are so boring that you start feeling the bags under your eyes form from talking to them lol. Like this new girl that came a couple months ago to my school. Here's our conversation:

Me: Hi! I'm Jasmine, lotta people call me Jazz though, what's yours?
Girl: Claire
Me: cool, do you have nicknames?
Girl: No
Me: oh, so what do you like to do?
Girl: I donno, computer programming
Me: cool! what else do you like to do?
Girl: .......website designing
Me: Cool haha, do you like to design for anybody else?
Girl: No
Me: hah, so what exactly do you like doing about it?
Girl: *shrugs* I donno
Me: I should probably tell you something about me, I like skiing, do you like it?
Girl: No
Me: Do you like winter? I love snowball fights
Girl: No
Me:.........*looks around*

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Girl: OH MY GOSH!!! WHAT'S THAT SOUND??!!?!? HOLY BLUBBERNUGGETS! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
Me: Um, Claire. Thats the fire alarm.
Girl: Oh.


oh sure, THEN she gets a personality lol

Our little convo

So me and Rebecca (a girl from my school) were talking about how much we loveeee summer, here's how it went:

Rebecca: I can't WAIT til summerrr!
Me: Omg! Me.too!
Rebecca: I know, the beach
Me: Bikeriding
Rebecca: ice cream
Me: painting toe nails
Rebecca: flip flopss
Me: yeah, and painting toe nails
Rebecca: oh! and the warm weather OF COURSE
Me: yeah! and painting toe nails....
Rebecca: and no homework
Me: and Llamas
Rebecca: .......Llamas?
Me: of COURSE! and let's not forget possums!
Rebecca: are we still on the same page?
Me: we were talking about summer weren't we?
Rebecca: yeah........anyways, oh! and water balloon fights
Me: yeah and lemonade
Rebecca: and warm sunsets
Me: and Squirrel monkeys....
Rebecca: Jazz. What are you talking about?
Me: we were talking about slumber partys weren't we?
Rebecca: What the hay! and chubby little kids...
Me: omg YEAH! and Lepercons...


that's basically how it went, lol

School BLAH!

I go to school, even though my banner says "homeschooled" haha, I was until the homeschool group got really small...So anyways, school is a real snoozer, especially middle school. I would not recommend it, lol.

Sometimes it's like a prison, if you go out of line, they push you back (A.k.a detention) they also try to teach you life lessons, such as not to be so forgetful, but COMMON everyone is sometimes aren't they? You also get a couple minutes to run around outside before they gather you together to go back into jailOH I mean middle school....teehee, but this is my last year.

So just think happy sunshine and rainbows and summer will come riding on a pony towards me in the sunrise!

Do you ever wonder?

I always wonder, what would happen if I walked up to a random person to say something random to their face? Well, I was wondering, so I tried it out!

So I saw this old lady walking along and I slowly headed towards her, she didn't start seeming a little alert until I got pretty close........lets just say it went like this:

Me: BANANAS!
Old Lady: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU HOOLIGAN!
*Old lady sprays me with pepper spray*
Me: AAA!!

I don't think I'll try that again....

driving me INSANE!

I love this song, it gives me tingly feelings inside but I have NO idea whats it called! So I can't find the lyrics to sing along....If anyone knows this song can you tell me the name of it?

Ma rap!

Here's a rap I made, oh yeah!


Yeah, Yeah
I met this banana Greg
he had a peg leg
and so I wanted to beg
to be a egg
to turn into a chicken
but he said no
he had to go
but he fell in a hole and went down low
so I wanted to say Hi
but he passed it by
cause he was shy
and didn't want to die
I walked away
and to my dismay
I looked up, saw a unicorn
I tried to say hey
but he had to go, said he had an essay
but I said no, wanted to do ballet
so we danced on the walkway
everyday, until his birthday
we both shouted hurray!
until a possum came by
he said hey you!
let's ride in a canoe
I said no, I had the flu

and he said
ick.







....................This is why I'm not a rapper.......lol

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