School BLAH!

I go to school, even though my banner says "homeschooled" haha, I was until the homeschool group got really small...So anyways, school is a real snoozer, especially middle school. I would not recommend it, lol.

Sometimes it's like a prison, if you go out of line, they push you back (A.k.a detention) they also try to teach you life lessons, such as not to be so forgetful, but COMMON everyone is sometimes aren't they? You also get a couple minutes to run around outside before they gather you together to go back into jailOH I mean middle school....teehee, but this is my last year.

So just think happy sunshine and rainbows and summer will come riding on a pony towards me in the sunrise!

Do you ever wonder?

I always wonder, what would happen if I walked up to a random person to say something random to their face? Well, I was wondering, so I tried it out!

So I saw this old lady walking along and I slowly headed towards her, she didn't start seeming a little alert until I got pretty close........lets just say it went like this:

Me: BANANAS!
Old Lady: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU HOOLIGAN!
*Old lady sprays me with pepper spray*
Me: AAA!!

I don't think I'll try that again....

driving me INSANE!

I love this song, it gives me tingly feelings inside but I have NO idea whats it called! So I can't find the lyrics to sing along....If anyone knows this song can you tell me the name of it?

Ma rap!

Here's a rap I made, oh yeah!


Yeah, Yeah
I met this banana Greg
he had a peg leg
and so I wanted to beg
to be a egg
to turn into a chicken
but he said no
he had to go
but he fell in a hole and went down low
so I wanted to say Hi
but he passed it by
cause he was shy
and didn't want to die
I walked away
and to my dismay
I looked up, saw a unicorn
I tried to say hey
but he had to go, said he had an essay
but I said no, wanted to do ballet
so we danced on the walkway
everyday, until his birthday
we both shouted hurray!
until a possum came by
he said hey you!
let's ride in a canoe
I said no, I had the flu

and he said
ick.







....................This is why I'm not a rapper.......lol

Contest Winners!

Contest Winners!

First place contest winners will get free advertising of their blogs!
(Amateur advertising that is, but still advertising, if you have a problem with this post a comment below\/)


First place for best artistic blog is.............................................Peave*love*rach!! (very different, love the layout!)



First place for funniest blog is...................................................Bimbo147!! (the pics on your blog so funny!)



Most interesting blog.........................................edenforlife!! (love the "whats in and whats out" post


If anyone would still like to sign up but it's too late I still have one more category:
most gadgets and widgets on their blog


P.s. If anyone doesn't leave a comment below saying if I can/can't adveritse your blog I'm not going to.....it sounds illegal so I'm not without permission....lol

Today

I have some very weird people in my classes.......very strange....

so I walk into my classroom, and a kid starts staring at me from a corner, and not that I-wanna-talk-to-you stare. It was a I-haven't-slept-in-ages-and-don't-be-surprised-if-I-show-up-at-your-window-at-night stare. So I just ignored it and sat down. Then I look to my right and I see a boy looking at his armpit followed up by picking his nose and farting.....4 times.

And then there's this kid who asks so many questions that I swear the teachers literally would jump out the nearest window. They go:

Science class:
"So if a planet was to hit earth, we would have about a 100% chance of, not, living."
kid: "Wait, so we couldn't live?"
"yes"
"yes, we couldn't live?"
"yes, that tis right."
"What if we had a boat, could we live then?"
"no, I'm certain that we could not."
"What if we held our breath?"
"for, the amount of ocean water flooding the planet due to the planet hitting earth, we would certainly not be able to hold our breath that long, it tis not humanly possible."
"But what if you went around to the other side of the world?"
"no"
"why not?"
"the impact of this enormous planet would certainly impact the whole earth."
"What if you flew out of the planet and onto the moon?"
"you wouldn't have time"
"why not?"
"For one thing, the moon does not have proper air to breath on, if you didn't die on earth you would die on the moon."
"what if I had a mask?"
"you wouldn't be able to put it on in time and leave this planet before the mass effected the entire earth."
"What if I DID though?"
"If the earth was destroyed you would have no where to go, therefore you would only be able to live by how much air was in your space suit"
"What if I buried myself underground, and then when it was over come out?"
"With the intense hit of the other planet, it would last very long, and due to how long it would last you would not be able to stay underground long enough"
"What if-"
"RRRGGAAGAGAGAGAAG!!!!! you couldn't live!! IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE! YOU CAN'T! YOU COULDN'T LIVE!"

"oh."

contest!

I'm gonna be doing a contest in the future!

if you wanna "participate" then leave a comment, or if I leave a comment on your blog asking if ya wanna be apart of the contest then you can leave a comment replying yes or no

this contest is for:

best artistic blog
most interesting blog
funniest blog
most gadgets and widgets on their blog

second best artistic blog
second interesting blog
second funniest blog
second most gadgets and widgets on their blog


once I do the contest I'll announce the winners in another post