I have some very weird people in my classes.......very strange....
so I walk into my classroom, and a kid starts staring at me from a corner, and not that I-wanna-talk-to-you stare. It was a I-haven't-slept-in-ages-and-don't-be-surprised-if-I-show-up-at-your-window-at-night stare. So I just ignored it and sat down. Then I look to my right and I see a boy looking at his armpit followed up by picking his nose and farting.....4 times.
And then there's this kid who asks so many questions that I swear the teachers literally would jump out the nearest window. They go:
Science class:
"So if a planet was to hit earth, we would have about a 100% chance of, not, living."
kid: "Wait, so we couldn't live?"
"yes"
"yes, we couldn't live?"
"yes, that tis right."
"What if we had a boat, could we live then?"
"no, I'm certain that we could not."
"What if we held our breath?"
"for, the amount of ocean water flooding the planet due to the planet hitting earth, we would certainly not be able to hold our breath that long, it tis not humanly possible."
"But what if you went around to the other side of the world?"
"no"
"why not?"
"the impact of this enormous planet would certainly impact the whole earth."
"What if you flew out of the planet and onto the moon?"
"you wouldn't have time"
"why not?"
"For one thing, the moon does not have proper air to breath on, if you didn't die on earth you would die on the moon."
"what if I had a mask?"
"you wouldn't be able to put it on in time and leave this planet before the mass effected the entire earth."
"What if I DID though?"
"If the earth was destroyed you would have no where to go, therefore you would only be able to live by how much air was in your space suit"
"What if I buried myself underground, and then when it was over come out?"
"With the intense hit of the other planet, it would last very long, and due to how long it would last you would not be able to stay underground long enough"
"What if-"
"RRRGGAAGAGAGAGAAG!!!!! you couldn't live!! IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE! YOU CAN'T! YOU COULDN'T LIVE!"
"oh."
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
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Posted by Jasmine at 1:08 PM
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4 comments:
Uh, what grade are these kids in? I am in 4th grade. Your at least 14. I know that you cant save yourself from the earth exploding! Those kids are WEIRD!
OMG! that's both sad and creepy! man, if i were the teacher, i would have jumped out the window!
Hmmmm. What if I just through those kids out the window? Then could I live from their ANNOYINGNESS!?!?!?!?
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Haha, I went to public school when I was in 1st grade, and I absolutely hated it. I love being homeschooled, and by taking online classes, I get to interact with tons of other kids who relate to me. I take online classes through Veritas Press...and I take math, science, history/theology/literature, composition, and logic. It's a lot of work, but it's totally worth it :)
I love your blog, btw! :)
Blessings!
Laney
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